Carew’s Dictum Regarding Women

It is time to publish Carew’s dictum regarding women: Women (all women) are like rainbows and flowers, and a perfumed, perfect day in early Spring: they are all beautiful. All of them, every one. By some lights, some may be more striking than others, or of an age wherein their sexual attractiveness is more noticeably at a peak. There are dimensions and gradients in appearance factors, perhaps— but such things are only (at best) a tiny part of the beauty of the most astounding and mesmerizing creatures in all of God’s creation. All women are beautiful. I am not slinging bullshit. If you can but see with your eyes and your head, you know I speak the simple truth.