+ Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it, and here is a straw so
that you can suck it up.
+ Grandpa knows everything; and if he doesn't know, he can make up stuff really fast
+ If you ever see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me.
+ I am reasonably confident my final words will be: "Well shit, that didn't work..."
+ I wish that I was as thin as my patience is wearing right now.
+ Astronauts use Linux because you cannot open Windows in space.
+ Some people are afraid of heights. I am afraid of widths.
+ What looks like success is often just patience.
+ ...